>>9901I doubt I'll be able to not frequently think about big ball of earwax breaking in half either.
Finally managed to keep some fragments in my head again.
First, I was in a big shootout in a fancy opera house with the seats functioning as the chest high walls. A bunch of us weren't really doing any shooting though, and were just typing out messages on phones and zooming in with phone cameras to read them off the other phones. Important stuff like "What up? What's going on with all the shooting? Dunno lol"
Then I was a ninja and my jedi master told me I had to go for a secret nighttime swim without anyone seeing for purposes of absorbing the power of some trinkets I'd picked up off some defeated enemies. So I got in my little rubber dinghy and looked for a nice quiet spot among the islands near a made up park where I sometimes find myself participating in orienteering contests in when visiting the sleep king's domain.
I jumped the boat onto a little rocky island and instead of cool ninja duds with, like fishnets and latex and all that, I took off a plain t-shirt and had to peel off the world's skinniest jeans before getting into my SCUBA gear, which, obviously there would be SCUBA gear.
Then it was all ruined when I saw an ambulance drive up through the surprisingly shallow water around the tiny rock island, paramedics hollering like they thought I was some drunk showed up to die in a drunk boating accident. Who called them? So much for stealth anyway. What a waste. I think I actually shouted "HEY!" while waking up, trying to get their attention before they nicked the stuff I left on the island.
